Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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