Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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I Have a Black Friend

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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