- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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