- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

ask me if im a door yes

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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