- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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