- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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