If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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