why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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