If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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I'm homeless.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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