Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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