Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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