- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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