Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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