- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Women's rights.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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