How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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