A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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