Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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