whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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dry handjob

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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