- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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