A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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