what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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