- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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