Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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