How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Your mother is so fat.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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