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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, knock. Come in.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

lets bomb africa

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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