How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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