So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Whats funny? Your face.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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learn. advance!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What is my name? I dont know

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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