your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Happy Monday!

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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