roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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