Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Hello penis

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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