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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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