roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

a chinese man pays the full price

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Anti Joke

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