Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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