- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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