- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

I'm Batman.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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