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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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