Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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