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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A woman walks into a bar.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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