Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

This is an anti-joke.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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