- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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