- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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