Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A man died.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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