- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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