- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

where's mom I killed her

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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