- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Pickles

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Neil is a reterd.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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