- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I love alchohol!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

where's mom I killed her

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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