- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!