What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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