why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Ebola

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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