- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Im gay What about you

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