- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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