binladin walks into the american seals

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A woman walks into a bar.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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