An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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