- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

John Cena for president

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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