How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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