What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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