Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

2 black kids walk into school

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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