- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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