There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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