- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

how much fish could a chicken

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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