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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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