- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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