- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Barack Obama.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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