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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Do the roar!

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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