A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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