- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

WOw you have no life

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How did the black person die? Of old age

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Women's rights

So a bar walks into a man...

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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