Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A sober Irish individual.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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