- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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