im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Cheese

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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