Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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womens rights

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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