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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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