What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is green and slow Grass.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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