- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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