- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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