- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??