- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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