What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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