I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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