Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

i have two hands.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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