What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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