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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Okay.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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