Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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