- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

guess what what ...

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Hello penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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