if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Anti Joke

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