A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man walks out of a police station

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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