- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

read me write me

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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