- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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