KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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black people swimming

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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