srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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