- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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