- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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