What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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