- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.