- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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