- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Kevin and Ramin

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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