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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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