- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

no rasist joks

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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