I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

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