What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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