What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Boob

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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