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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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