- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How old are you? 7

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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