Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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