- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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