- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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