- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Beka has AIDS

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

penis. nuff said.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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