whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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womens rights.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

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