- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock Knock Who's there

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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