What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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