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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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