Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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America

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Anti Joke

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