What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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