- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the difference between a lamp?

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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