- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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