- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Potassium? K.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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