What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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