- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

VITAMIN C!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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