- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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