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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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