- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Tall asians

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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