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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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