What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Knock Knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

My peni s

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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