- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A van drives into a car.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Jack Stevens

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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