Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Death by kayak

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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i hate non minorities!

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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