why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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