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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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