What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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