Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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cory is gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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