- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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