Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

This isn't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Women's rights.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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