- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Poker? I barely even know her.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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