I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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