A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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