- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

NEVER

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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