- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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