- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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