- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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