what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

the economy.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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