Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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were at work systems r down

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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