What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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