- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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