- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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