- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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