- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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