- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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