Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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