- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what do you call a black chef glendon

I have a really funny joke.

i like turtles

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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