Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is 9+10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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