Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Men's rights

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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