Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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haha

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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