A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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