- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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