A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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