- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Chris Bosh's neck

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.