- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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