- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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