What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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