- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

race-car = rac-ecar

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A dyslexic man walks into a bra