Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

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