- Anti Joke

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Face...the other white meat!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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