- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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