why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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american idol

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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