- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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