what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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