what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

This is a random Anti joke.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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