- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

men's rights activists

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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