i like turtles

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock Come in

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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