- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Man U

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Urban ghettos

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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