- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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