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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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