- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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