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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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