What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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