don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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