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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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