- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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