- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why so serious ?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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