- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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