- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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