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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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