NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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