A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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