- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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