What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

penis. nuff said.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

womens rights

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