Seriosly. too much sex again?

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Come in

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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