- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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