Title IX

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Adam Chebali is awesome

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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