- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Grace Ackerson

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Please ignore this statement.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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