- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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