- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

osama bin laden is dead

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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