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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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