what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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so...um, yeah

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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