- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

how do you call someone? use a phone

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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