Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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