- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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