- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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