A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

. . I am a whale

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is green and slow Grass.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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