- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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