Okay.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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