- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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