- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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