- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

womens rights

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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