Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Anti Joke

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