- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why are black people so fast? because there black

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

White NBA players.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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