What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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knock knock? come in

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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