how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Japan

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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