How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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