- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Black people in Camden NJ.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Your mom.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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