What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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