- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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