Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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