- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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