How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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