What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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