Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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