- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

You sick fiend

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Gay rights.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??