- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

women's rights

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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