- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Flowers are colors Love me

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.